Boners

Boner of the Day for August 18th, 2021

ROUND ONE

BONER CANDIDATE #1: THE BRITISH LOVE THEIR BEANS.

The British village of Wonersh has experienced an increase in bean-related crimes as beans have been poured on residents’ cars and front doors.

via Food and Wine

BONER CANDIDATE #2: IF YOU ARE LOSING SLEEP OVER FAMILY STUCK IN KABUL, MIGHT I SUGGEST MY PILLOW?

Sean Hannity uses anxiety over Kabul to promote My Pillow on his show.

via Media Matters

BONER CANDIDATE #3: ANYTHING TO MAKE A BUCK.

A pharmacist in Chicago was indicted for theft of government property after he was caught selling vaccination cards on eBay.

via WGN

 

 

 

ROUND TWO

BONER CANDIDATE #1: AND THEN THERE WAS THE OTHER WIDOW.

A woman in Baltimore is suing a funeral home for $8.5 million after confusion about to whom her deceased husband was actually married.

via Newser

BONER CANDIDATE #2:  SOME ONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

Governer Doug Ducey of Arizona created a $163 million grant for schools, although schools with mask mandates won’t see any of the cash.

via KUTV

BONER CANDIDATE #3: BIDEN WANTS A COUNTRY FULL OF OMARS.

Charlie Kirk believes Biden let Afghanistan fall intentionally so he could use refugees to change the body politic.

via Twitter

 


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