ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: THERES A GREAT USE OF LAW MAKING TIME
Republican lawmakers around the country are pushing bills that would give unvaccinated people protection from being discriminated against. via Axios
Boner Candidate #2: FIVE WILL GET YA TEN THAT TUCK AND LAURA HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE SHOT
Tucker Carlson and Laura Ingram have been continually publicly airing things that would lead their viewers to believe the vaccine could be dangerous. via NY Times
Boner Candidate #3: A SIGN THAT WE HAVE REACHED THE END OF CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT
The newest dating show called “FBoy Island” where 12 nice guys looking for love and 12 FBoys who are in it for the cash prize are left with 3 single women. via Hollywood Reporter
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: WELL, THAT’S HOW MILITARY ME GREET ONE ANOTHER
Mel Gibson is currently receiving a lot of criticism for saluting former president Donald Trump when he arrived in Las Vegas for a fight. via News Hub
Boner Candidate #2: ROB SCHNEIDER; PROFESSIONAL MORON
Rob Schneider is continuing his fight against the COVD-19 vaccine, calling it an experiment in gene therapy. via Fox News
Boner Candidate #3: AND ALL THE OTHER BILLIONARES UNDERSTOOD
Bill Gates talks about his divorce, saying it was his fault, though he never mentioned why. via MSN
