Boners

Boner of the Day for July 6th, 2021

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: SOAP AND WATER DON’T ALWAYS GO TOGETHER

The Adventure Heights waterpark was temporarily shut down after someone poured soap and water in one of the tanks.

via Fox News

Boner Candidate #2: SWIMMING WITH DIARRHEA

The CDC shared some helpful tips about safe swimming on Twitter:

Boner Candidate #3: GOLDEN BLONDIE UNLOADS ON LE’VEON BELL

Le’Veon Bell, is being accused of ghosting his newest baby who’s mother called him a deadbeat father.

via Larry Brown Sports

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: ONLY WHEN I MAKE RIGHT TURNS

A California man was pulled over by police for having a Starlink terminal on the hood of his car. The man claimed that it only obstructed his view when he made right turns.

via The Verge

Boner Candidate #2: WELL, SHE DIDN’T HAVE TO GO FAR

A woman in Oklahoma is suffering from a flood of feces 4 inches deep in her apartment.

via Oaklahoma’s News

Boner Candidate #3: BOY, THAT’S A BULLET YOU GOT IN YER BUTTOCKS.

A man contacted police after being shot in his butt with a Roman candle, only to discover that it was an actual bullet fired from an actual gun.

via KFVS


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