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Boner of the Day for June 1st, 2021

Round One

1. LEAVE THE LITTLE CHURCH ALONE.

Within the span of a month, the Potter’s House Christian Center in Ogden was vandalized 3 separate times. The vandalism included throwing rocks at windows, costing the center over $2,000.

Via https://www.fox13now.com/news/crime/ogden-church-target-of-three-different-acts-of-vandalism

 

2. GIVE HIM A BREAK. HE WAS GOING TO FLORIDA.

The pilot of a Southwest Airlines flight pleaded guilty to watching pornographic material on the plane, and exposing a female coworker of his ‘cockpit.’

Via https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/pilot-caught-watching-pornography-on-laptop-during-flight-to-florida/DM3YGQUGCSYVKYFT72VS32WBVU/

 

3. THAT MASK MANDATE IS JUST LIKE THE YELLOW STAR

Nashville’s hat store hatWRKS, is under fire after selling Star of David patches with the words: “Not Vaccinated” printed on them.

Via https://fox17.com/news/local/brands-start-dropping-hatwrks-after-controversy-store-posts-apology-to-instagram

 

 

Round Two

 

1. AN ‘INAPPROPRIET’ SIGN AT THE POPEYES.

A criminal investigation of a Popeye’s in Missouri began after a sign was posted that read: “restaurant is under new management and will reserve the right to refuse service to white people.”

Via https://currently.att.yahoo.com/att/cm/inappropriate-sign-posted-popeyes-under-205042610.html?soc_src=community&soc_trk=ma

 

2. I DON’T THINK THIS IS ART, NOR DO WE NEED THIS.

After previous works that included erotic images of Marge and Bart Simpson, the Italian artist has recently unveiled paintings that include both Kim Kardashian and Marge Simpson menstruating.

Via https://nypost.com/2021/05/27/italian-artist-unveils-mural-of-kim-kardashian-menstruating/

 

3. THE LITTLE DEBBIES CAPER

The second heist of ‘Little Debbie’ snack cakes plagued the residents of Poplar Bluff, Missouri. It’s believed that two masterminds are behind the robberies. Until the coveted cakes can be returned, residents will have to purchase their snack cakes on Missouri’s cake-based black market.

Via https://thetakeout.com/snack-cake-bandits-threaten-missouri-town-s-little-debb-1846991524

 

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