Boners

Boner of the Day for March 7th, 2022

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: I ONLY HAD A SHUPPLE A DINKS.

A federal agent in Texas who was drunk responded to a raid with a loaded weapon and was arrested after he crashed into another unmarked police car.

via myRGVnews

Boner Candidate #2: LISTEN THIS IS JUST LIKE THIS TRANSGENDER THING IS LIKE THE HORSE INDUSTRY.

Sen. David Hinkins recently compared the controversy of transgender kids in sports to horse racing.

via Deseret News

Boner Candidate #3: I WANT ALL MY LITTLE HULK-A-MANIACS TO KNOW I MADE SURE IT WAS A QUALITY PRE-OWNED VEHICLE.

In order to finalize their divorce settlement, Hulk Hogan was ordered to buy a car for his ex-wife, though the make and model of the car is not specified.

via TMZ

 

 

 

 

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: MIKE LEE; A PATRIOT WHO STANDS AGAINST TYRANNY.

Sen. Mike Lee is the leader of a group of 10 Republican senators who are threatening to uphold a government funding bill if Biden decides to continue with federal vaccine mandates.

via Fox 13

Boner Candidate #2: YOU ARE MARRIED TO AN IDIOT.

A Reddit user recently made a post to ask “Am I the A**hole?”, describing a situation in which her husband locked her in their bedroom in order to speak with his friend privately.

via Newsweek

Boner Candidate #3: YOU BURGLERIZED A TRUCK AND YOU GOT A BOX OF WHAT?…

A box of human heads, to be used for medical research, was recently stolen out of a parked truck in Denver. The suspect and their motive are both unknown at this time.

via The Daily Beast

 

 

 

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