WINNER! Boner Candidates #1: THE OLYMPIC MOVEMENT WILL FORCE UTAH TO HAVE A PROFANE OPENING CEREMONY. THAT’S THE WAY THE […]
Boner Candidate #1: IF YOU WATCH THIS, YOU ARE DERANGED. IF YOU ARE A CONTESTANT YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE […]
Boner Candidate #1: I’D LIKE AN ORDER OF ARM PIT RICE BALLS PLEASE. Onigiri, known as a rice ball in […]
Boner Candidate #1: THE PENTAGON IS OBSESSED WITH FUNDING ABORTION…THAT’S WHAT MIKE LEE SAYS. Mike Lee was not the least […]
Boner Candidate #1: I WAS IN NO CONDITION AND WE HAD TO GET HOME SOMEHOW. Earlier this week, an Arizona […]
Boner Candidate #1: FORGETFUL OR DANGEROUS OR BOTH? There is a new law in Salt Lake City which expands the […]
BONER CANDIDATE #1: SENATOR LEE AND SELECTIVE TRUTH. Senator Mike Lee called it “overreach” when an anti-abortion activist apparently beaten […]
Boner Candidate #1: THE DRIVER HAD A DRIVER AND HE WAS DRIVING. A couple driving down a Florida freeway caught […]
Boner Candidate #1: LISTEN THIS IS JUST LIKE.. THIS TRANSGENDER THING IS LIKE THE HORSE INDUSTRY. Sen. David Hinkins recently […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: I ONLY HAD A SHUPPLE A DINKS. A federal agent in Texas who was drunk […]