Bonder Candidate #1: THE INSURANCE COMPANY SAID SHE COULD HAVE THE SURGERY AND THEN THEY DROPPED HER. A woman from […]
Boner Candidates #1: IF YOU’RE GOING TO BE THAT WAY I’M TAKING MY ARCH AND FINDING A NEW PLACE TO […]
!!! WINNER !!! Boner Candidate #1: AN ABHORRENT VIOLATION OF BASIC DECENCY Legal Afghan reporter, Zia S., has been detained […]
Boner Candidate #1: YOU DON’T KILL A WEREWOLF WITH A WOODEN STAKE TO THE HEART. YOU NEED A SILVER BULLET. […]
WINNER! Boner Candidates #1: THE OLYMPIC MOVEMENT WILL FORCE UTAH TO HAVE A PROFANE OPENING CEREMONY. THAT’S THE WAY THE […]
Boner Candidate #1: IF YOU WATCH THIS, YOU ARE DERANGED. IF YOU ARE A CONTESTANT YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE […]
Boner Candidate #1: I’D LIKE AN ORDER OF ARM PIT RICE BALLS PLEASE. Onigiri, known as a rice ball in […]
Boner Candidate #1: THE PENTAGON IS OBSESSED WITH FUNDING ABORTION…THAT’S WHAT MIKE LEE SAYS. Mike Lee was not the least […]
Boner Candidate #1: I WAS IN NO CONDITION AND WE HAD TO GET HOME SOMEHOW. Earlier this week, an Arizona […]
Boner Candidate #1: FORGETFUL OR DANGEROUS OR BOTH? There is a new law in Salt Lake City which expands the […]