ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: HERE BONER. COME ON BOY.
A man was being asked to rename his dog by his neighbor because the dog’s name is ‘Boner.’
Boner Candidate #2: HERE’S A SUGGESTION; CHANGE THE NAME.
A small restaurant chain called “House of Poutine” has been receiving hateful calls because of confusion with the Russian president Vladimir Putin.
Boner Candidate #3: BECAUSE HE IS THE ESSENCE OF EVIL.
In a heated debate, Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla alleged that Jared Kushner tried to pressure him into diverting vaccines from other countries like Canada, Japan and Mexico to the United States.
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: COME ON! HE HAD A VACCINATED STICKER ON HIS CAR!
A driver in Albuquerque, New Mexico claimed that a woman pointed a gun at him because of his bumper sticker that said he was vaccinated.
Boner Candidate #2: WHAT NOW? DON’T VACCINATE THEM? THE HELL YOU SAY.
Florida Surgeon General Dr. Joseph Ladapo declared Florida’s upcoming plans to urge parents to avoid vaccinating their children for Covid-19.
Boner Candidate #3: THIS IS CERTAINLY A VALID REASON TO ROB 6 BANKS.
A man in Phoenix, Arizona was arrested for an attempted robbery of 6 banks because he owed money to a Mexican cartel.
