ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: OH DREW
Drew Barrymore was trying to send her best friend Cameron Diaz a video of her dressing and she accidentally sent a 16 year old boy. via Just Jared
Boner Candidate #2: I WAS HOLDING OFF THE ZOMBIE, DROID HOARDS
Gordon Falt from Maine fired off shots in the grocery store parking lot, claiming that he was being attacked by Zombies and Droids. via WMUR9
Boner Candidate #3: FROM THE ‘NO “S” SHERLOCK FILE
Study finds that women are turned on by charm and cash while men are turned on by looks. via The Sun
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: THE MASK MANDATE IS LIKE THE HOLOCAUST
Marjorie Taylor Green compared the mask mandate to separate those who are vaccinated and those who aren’t to the Holocaust. via News Week
Boner Candidate #2: THE US ARMY IS EMASCULATED
Ted Cruise talked about an ad for the US army where it shows a female soldier in comparison to a russian male soldier and he says the comparison shows our army as pansy’s. via Washington Post
Boner Candidate #3: IT WAS JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING
Scott Alexander Stephens was chasing a female hiker through the woods naked, he told authorities that he was only naked to go to the bathroom. via MSN
