ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: I WILL MAKE SURE THERE IS NOTHING LEFT HERE TO STEAL
Devon Robinson turns herself in to the Washington County Police department after starting her house on fire using tequila and a lighter on the bed. via KUTV
Boner Candidate #2: COMMERCIAL BREAKS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU MEGHAN
Things with Meghan McCain on The View when she tried to bring up her anti-Semitism views and the other hosts lead to an argument. via People
Boner Candidate #3: A ROWDY TIKTOK PARTY
TikToker Adrian hosted a kickback party at Huntington Beach where people came from all over to meet and the crowd got out of hand. via Dailymail
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: THIS DOESN’T EXCUSE THE THREATS, BUT RICHARD MARX IS REALLY NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR IT
Rand Paul is getting many violent threats and he is blaming it on the pop singer Richard Marx for inciting it. via Washington Post
Boner Candidate #2: PROOF POSITIVE THAT THE NAME “DIXIE” REALLY DOES NEED TO GO
Select community members are threatening student and staff of the former “Dixie” State University. via Fox 13 Now
Boner Candidate #3: COME ON FOLKS, QUIT BUTT DIALING FROM LAGOON
Davis County Police Department dispatchers are being inundated by 911 calls from Lagoon, where all they can hear is the sound of a roller coaster from inside a pocket. via Fox 13 Now
