ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: NEXT TIME, TRY STEALING SOMETHING YOU CAN HANDLE
A man steals a bus and runs from the police causing a crash. via Fox 2 Detroit
Boner Candidate #2: I’M A DISRUPTER
Caitlyn Jenner sends out her first campaign video, in which she calls herself a disrupter. via People
Boner Candidate #3: AN EXAMPLE OF WHY WE NEED TO BE TAUGHT ABOUT SYSTEMIC RACISM
Tennessee Republican Rep falsely announced that a policy made in the 18th century saying that a slave is 3/5 of a person was made to help end slavery. via Magic Valley
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: SHE WAS DISMAYED WITH THE TOMATO ON HER WHOPPER
Burger King customer Judith Black yelled racial slurs and threw a sandwich as employee’s because the tomato on her burger was too big. via The Smoking Gun
Boner Candidate #2: REMEMBER THIS DAY. RIGHT PAL THIS IS WHERE THE REVOLUTION STARTS
Parents during a school board meeting booed and heckled Sen. Kathleen Riebe, while she tried to thank teachers. via KUTV
Boner Candidate #3: GO GET HER
An Idaho lawmaker, who is accused of rape by one of his interns, releases her name to the media and sic’s the reporters on her. via Huff Post