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Boner of the Day for May 5th, 2021

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: NEXT TIME, TRY STEALING SOMETHING YOU CAN HANDLE

A man steals a bus and runs from the police causing a crash. via Fox 2 Detroit

Boner Candidate #2: I’M A DISRUPTER

Caitlyn Jenner sends out her first campaign video, in which she calls herself a disrupter. via People

Boner Candidate #3: AN EXAMPLE OF WHY WE NEED TO BE TAUGHT ABOUT SYSTEMIC RACISM

Tennessee Republican Rep falsely announced that a policy made in the 18th century saying that a slave is 3/5 of a person was made to help end slavery. via Magic Valley 

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: SHE WAS DISMAYED WITH THE TOMATO ON HER WHOPPER

Burger King customer Judith Black yelled racial slurs and threw a sandwich as employee’s because the tomato on her burger was too big. via The Smoking Gun

Boner Candidate #2: REMEMBER THIS DAY. RIGHT PAL THIS IS WHERE THE REVOLUTION STARTS

Parents during a school board meeting booed and heckled Sen. Kathleen Riebe, while she tried to thank teachers. via KUTV

Boner Candidate #3: GO GET HER

An Idaho lawmaker, who is accused of rape by one of his interns, releases her name to the media and sic’s the reporters on her. via Huff Post

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