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Boner of the Day for May6th, 2021

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: RAW MEAT EATERS

One of the most disgusting new trends involves eating raw and rotten meat. The goal is to achieve a high from the meat. Unsurprisingly, this is terrible both to think about but also for the health of anyone unfortunate enough to try it.

via The Sun

Boner Candidate #2: HE DIDN’T MEAN THE COOKIE

After a tweet from South Carolina’s Tim Scott about racism, Texas’s democratic party leader Gary O’Connor called Tim Scott an “oreo.” Gary O’Conner has since apologized, and resigned.

via Bet

Boner Candidate #3: A DESPERATE BID TO STAY IN THE SPOTLIGHT

The ex-husband of Joe Exotic reveals that the infamous 3-way wedding from the Netflix series was nothing more then a publicity stunt with the goal of getting Joe a series.

via Page Six

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: WHERE DID THOSE COME FROM?

While investigating the crash of someone who hit a mailbox, Officers noticed beer cans falling out of the driver’s side door with perfect comedic timing.

via NBC News

Boner Candidate #2: KID ROCK’S BAR WHERE THE ELITE, EAT MEET AND GREET.

A fight broke out between a man and police at Kid Rock’s bar and restaurant in Tennessee. The man used his colostomy bag as a weapon, striking officers with his feces.

via The New York Post

Boner Candidate #3: MAKE HIM PAY FOR BEING HONEST

A resolution planned for TJ Osborne of the band Brothers Osborne was blocked by Tennessee’s House of Representatives. TJ Osborne was the first openly gay country music star in Tennessee. Co-sponsor of the bill, Rep. John Ray Clemmons claimed that someone approached him afterwards to say they voted against the resolution for no other reason then TJ Osborne’s sexuality.

via KUTV


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