Boners

Boner of the Day for November 23rd, 2021

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: IT’S A BIT MEAN.

After taking her son to a Taco Bell, a Utah County mother got home to find her son’s bean-only burrito had the word “stupid” written on the wrapper.

via KUTV

Boner Candidate #2: NOTHING IN THIS BOX BUT HARMLESS REPTILES.

A Florida man has pleaded guilty to wildlife trafficking after he admitted to shipping a box labeled “harmless reptiles” but actually included venomous snakes.

via AJC

Boner Candidate #3: AMMO FOR LIFE; THE KID DESERVES IT.

During a recent podcast, Ted Nugent said he wanted to provide Kyle Rittenhouse with a lifetime supply of ammunition “because… boy did he do good.”

via Fox 13

 

 

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: I DON’T WANT AN EXPLAINATION.

In a recent Men’s Health article, men with fart fetishes (eproctophilia) explain why farts turn them on.

via Men’s Health

Boner Candidate #2: THE PROBLEM IS TIFF…YOU’RE NOT ALONE NOW.

80’s star Tiffany was performing in Florida when she yelled “f*** you!” at the crowd after they helped her sing her song while she was missing certain notes.

via TMZ

Boner Candidate #3: THE TEAM’S RECORD WOULD INDICATE YOU QUIT ON THEM COACH.

Don Eck, a Clearfield High School teacher and football coach, is on administrative leave after he was found to have left a threatening message on the cell phone of a student who had recently quit the football team.

via Standard Examiner

 


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