Boners

Boner of the Day for November 29th, 2020

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: SHE WAS MORE COMFORTABLE THAN THE BENCH.

A Florida man has been arrested and charged with simple battery after sitting on a woman who was using gym equipment rather than waiting for his turn.

via WFLA

Boner Candidate #2: I’M GUESSING THE APOLOGY WASN’T THAT SINCERE.

USC’s athletic department issued a public apology because an “offensive chant” was heard coming from their student section during Saturday night’s game against BYU. The chant being heard was apparently “f*** the Mormons”.

via SLTrib

Boner Candidate #3: ANYBODY MISSING SOME URANIUM?

On Wednesday, hazardous materials crews were sent to investigate a trailer behind a strip mall in Roy and found that the trailer contained a radioactive material called Thorium.

via Standard Examiner

 

 

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: YOU LIKE IT. YOU KNOW YOU DO.

A Florida woman has been arrested on several different charges after she entered a home, completely undressed, and started hugging and sitting on people.

via WBTW

Boner Candidate #2: MAYBE THEY SHOULD HAVE MADE URBAN MEYER DO THE BUNGEE THING.

During a game against the Falcons on Sunday, the Jacksonville Jaguars’ mascot, Jaxon DeVille, attempted to Bungie jump into the stadium and had to be lowered down into the crowd after his cord got stuck.

via USA Today

Boner Candidate #3: GOTTA GET THE DEVIL OUT.

A Layton man has been arrested after officers discovered that he had gotten in an argument with his wife and locked her in a bedroom. He then cut his hand open and smeared blood on his wife in order to “get the Devil out”.

via Standard Examiner

 

 

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