ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: YOU SHOULD NEVER ACT AS YOUR OWN REAL ESTATE AGENT.
A January 6th, capitol rioter was caught trying to sell his home on Zillow, after one of the pictures featured a whiteboard listing all of the illegal firearms and explosives he owned.
Boner Candidate #2: THERE’S SOMETHING FISHY GOING ON HERE.
Airline passengers in London were surprised with crates of frozen fish in place of the baggage the had come to claim.
Boner Candidate #3: A PERFECT CANDIDATE FOR FLORIDA
Recent winner the Republican primary vote in Florida Jason Mariner, is a former felon who never went through the process to restore his civil rights. Including the right to hold office.
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: YEP. THE WOKE MOB IS AFTER AARON AND I HOPE THEY GET HIM
Aaron Rodgers made an appearance on The Pat MacAfee Show after being under fire for lying to the NFL about his vaccination status. This time, he quoted Martin Luther King in an attempt to compare his situation with the civil rights movement.
Boner Candidate #2: WHICH IS WHAT CAMILLA PARKER BOWLES SHOULD HAVE DONE TO JOE BIDEN
An inmate at the Monroe County Jail attacked his cellmate, knocking out two teeth and breaking a rib because his cellmate “passes gas too often and doesn’t give any courtesy flushes when using the toilet,”
Boner Candidate #3: THE FURNACE THIEVES
Two people passed out due to a gas leak while they attempted to steal a furnace from someone’s home.
