ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: MAKESHIFT FUNERAL SERVICES.
Shawnte Hardin of Toledo, Ohio was charged with 37 counts including representing himself as a funeral director while unlicensed, tampering with records, theft, passing bad checks, identity fraud and not properly refrigerating or embalming bodies.
Boner Candidate #2: VANDALISM IN THE PEACE GARDENS.
A sculpture in the Japanese section of the International Peace Gardens has recently been vandalized with the words “F*** OFF” in spray paint.
Boner Candidate #3: ANNOUNCING THE DEATH OF IRONY.
Eric Trump has criticized Joe Biden for leaving the White House and going his home in Delaware during the US withdrawal from Afghanistan.
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: IT DON’T SAY IN THE RULES NOWHERE NOTHIN’ ABOUT BRINGING IN A SNAKE.
Employees of a pumpkin farm in New York had to kick a visitor out because she brought in her child’s pet snake.
Boner Candidate #2: SHE WAS ARRESTED FOR IDENTIFYING HER TORMENTOR.
The ACLU is seeking $500,000 for damages after a 10-year-old girl was arrested at her school in Hawaii for drawing a picture of her bully that offended the bully’s parent.
Boner Candidate #3: RUDY HAS GONE TOO FAR OVER THE EDGE…TOO FAR.
Apparently Rudy Giuliani has discovered filters as he recently Tweeted a video of himself using an Abraham Lincoln filter and urging people in Virginia to vote against Terry McAuliffe.
