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Boner of the Day for October 8, 2020

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: SORRY, MAN BUT I JUST GOTTA PARTY

Morgan Wallen will no longer appear as this week’s musical guest on Saturday Night Live. NBC decision to drop Wallen comes after the 27-year-old country singer was caught on video partying mask-less at a bar in Tuscaloosa, Alabama this past Saturday, as per Deadline. Wallen confirmed the unfortunate news in a video published to his Instagram page on Wednesday afternoon. Morgan Wallen apologizes for partying maskless ahead of SNL

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Boner Candidate #2: THAT’S SOME EXPENSIVE OFF ROADING

Port Stephens,  AUSTRALIA — A supercar worth six figures has been left significantly damaged after it became stuck in sand dunes on a beach north of Newcastle, NSW. Vision from the incident shows the dark grey Maserati at a standstill in sand at Anna Bay in Port Stephens on September 30 with a tow cord attached between its front bumper and the rear of another driver’s ute. As the ute begins to accelerate and surged forward, an audible crack was heard and the Maserati’s bumper flies off, snapping into pieces. Bystanders watching the attempt at recovering the vehicle can be heard gasping and swearing as the bumper shatters. The driver of the ute stopped momentarily, seemingly unaware of what had just happened, before slowly driving forward again with the tow cord and bumper bar still connected. It remains unclear why the Maserati was driven onto the sand dunes, but the vehicle has since been towed from the scene and had been declared a write-off.

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Boner Candidate #3: HOME GROWN UTAH RACISM #1

(KUTV) — Some racist remarks aimed at a high school student in southern Utah are pushing parents, students and coaches to take action. They’re coming together in an effort to end racism. Kean Webb, a sophomore at Dixie High School in St. George, said as one recent example, a kid in the hallway called him a “cotton picker.” That’s one of them that really bothered me,” he said. “I didn’t even know the kid.” His mother, Michelle Webb, said she was hurt to hear what happened when Kean wore an “I Can’t Breathe” shirt, a reference to George Floyd, whose death energized the current civil rights movement. “He was called a ‘terrorist,’” she said, “and other kids said, ‘Take off the T-shirt, you’re a terrorist’ or ‘you hate police officers.’”

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ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: HOME GROWN UTAH RACISM #2

WEST JORDAN, Utah — An employee at Copper Hills High School has been removed from her position and placed on leave after she posted a photo of herself in blackface to social media. The employee, who uses the name Megan Nichole on Instagram, is a daycare assistant at the school. Megan posted the shot of her in blackface with the caption “No politics. No covid. No negativity. Post a picture of something black from your camera roll. The more random, the better! I’ll give you a color for your own page!” The school, along with the Jordan School District, was informed of the photo from tips sent to officials. Megan was immediately removed from her job as an investigation continues into the picture.

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Boner Candidate #2: HEY COACH, GIVE THEM CREDIT FOR STICKING TO THE STORY.

Covina, CA — Covina residents are being warned about two guys going door-to-door claiming they’re raising money for the Covina High School football team. The pair unknowingly knocked on the door of one of the high school football coaches, who knew they were not members of his team. In the encounter captured on Ring video, one of the alleged scammers told the homeowner, “me and my partner, we’re raising money for Covina High School football, and we’re working really hard, sir.”

Boner Candidate #3:  THIS PANDEMIC WON’T KEEP US FROM SWINGING

The members-only Labyrinth club on Park Avenue South around East 26th Street will be taking temperature checks at the door and “constantly cleaned and disinfected throughout the night,” its website said Tuesday. “Customers and everyone must attest in writing that you are not exhibiting any Covid-19 symptoms before entering the facility,” added the club — which boasts “bathrooms & showers on every floor” and “tons of play space!” on its website. “We will be operating at 50% capacity,” Labyrinth said. “There will be hand sanitizer, masks and gloves available for anyone who needs them. “We highly recommend socially distancing whenever possible and some areas will be limited to a certain amount of people at a time.” The club touted its new Tuesday “Cock and Tail” event, adding, “Come prance around in nothing or less.” Couples who are members would pay $40 to get in Tuesday night, while single guys shell out $80, and unattached women are free till 10 p.m., then must fork over $20 to gain entry after that. Membership dues are $30 a year.


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