ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: THEY ARE GOING TO RUIN AIRPORT DRINKING FOR ALL OF US
A man was arrested on a flight returning to Salt Lake City due to his alcohol fueled meltdown filled with racist, and sexist comments.
Boner Candidate #2: NO, REALLY… IDIOTS ARE IN CHARGE
After Jim Jordan tweeted that: ‘Vaccines are un-American,’ Twitter made sure to remind him that vaccine mandates in the U.S. existed as early as 1777 in order to combat smallpox.
Boner Candidate #3: HEY BUDDY… EASE UP ON THE GAS WILL YA.
South Dakota’s Attorney General Jason Ravnsborg, hit and killed a man in a gruesome incident last year. Despite this, he’s still consistently receiving tickets for his reckless speeding.
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: I WILL FART WHEN I WANT TO FART. YOU DON’T LIKE IT, I’LL GUT YOU.
A Florida woman threatened to ‘gut’ someone while holding a knife, because he had objected to her surprisingly loud farts.
Boner Candidate #2: IT SEEMS THAT IDIOTS RULE THE DAY
A father unhappy about the mask mandate in his child’s school stormed into the principal’s office while holding a pair of zip-tie handcuffs along with his two friends who accused the shcool of breaking the law.
Boner Candidate #3: THERE IS NO FUNCTIONING INTELLIGENCE AT WORK HERE
Radio host, and conservative politician Larry Elder made an appearance on Prager University’s “The Cadence Owens Show” where he claimed that reparations should be made to slave owners because their property was stolen after the civil war.
