ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: IT WAS SO NOT A BIG DEAL
Megyn Kelly talks about the January 6 insurrection stating that the media makes it worse than it actually was. via Mediaite
Boner Candidate #2: DESANTIS IS SELLING MERCH
Florida Ron DeSantis is selling anti Fauci Merchandise while Tucker Carlson is calling for Dr. Fauci to be criminally investigated. via Washington Post
Boner Candidate #3: BUT I’M ALIVE
A woman in New Jersey is fighting with the IRS to prove that she is actually alive. via New York
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: THIS IS BAD FOR METH ADDICTS WHO HAVE A PEANUT ALLERGY
A US Customs officer found 489 grams of meth packed in peanut shells. via WGNTV
Boner Candidate #2: RACISM IN CACHE COUNTY
Authorities are looking into racist vandalism in the parking lot of Logan High School. via Fox 13 Now
Boner Candidate #3: IT WORKED. HE DIDN’T HAVE TO PAY THE FEE.
Wegal Rosen, got upset about being told he had to pay the luggage fee, so he ditched the bag and said their was a bomb inside. via MSN
