Boner of the Day

Boner Fight for January 31st, 2019

Boner Fight

Candidate #1:

THE DEPUTY WAS SUSPICIOUS BECAUSE MY WHITES WERE WHITER AND MY COLORS WERE BRIGHTER

Matt Crull, 29, spent 41 days in jail wrongly accused, according to the Martin County Sheriff’s Office. He was locked up over Christmas and New Year’s. But he and 10 others are out now, and the deputy is fired.  Crull had a white powdery substance that was found in the driver’s side door, wrapped in plastic with a hair tie around it. Crull says it was Tide laundry detergent. Deputy Steven O’Leary said it was heroin — a lot of heroin. “I just looked at him baffled and confused because I had no idea as to where 92 grams of heroin came from inside my van,” Crull said.

Candidate #2:

THAT DRUG COMPANY USED VERY AGRESSIVE SALES TECHNIQUES

Drug company execs hired an ex-stripper to help peddle their highly addictive fentanyl spray — and she employed all her talents out in the field, according to blockbuster trial testimony.
A former Insys Therapeutics sales rep told jurors that she was present when her boss, former exotic dancer Sunrise Lee, gave a crooked doctor a lap dance in a Chicago nightclub in mid-2012. Holly Brown testified that she was on the dance floor at The Underground when she looked over and saw Lee, then an Insys regional sales director, giving Dr. Paul Madison the hard sell, according to reports.

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