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Boner of the Day for January 18th, 2023

Boner Candidate #1: THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ANTONIO

Snapchat has suspended Antonio Brown over an explicit post of his baby mama, Chelsie Kyriss. Snapchat has gone on to mention that they “prohibit sexually explicit content and bullying or harassment of any kind.” Chelsie is “very well aware” of the post and has asked him to keep that part of their relation out of public eye, but he hasn’t complied. She has implored that, “Unfortunately Snapchat is allowing him to repost. I am very sorry for any of your kids that follow him and used to look at him as a role model.”

via TMZ

Boner Candidate #2: THANK GOD SOMEONE IS LOOKING OUT FOR THE GAS AND OIL INDUSTRY.

Lawmakers in Wyoming have presented a bill to legislature about banning electric vehicles. The bill reads that “The proliferation of electric vehicles at the expense of gas-powered vehicles will have deleterious impacts on Wyoming’s communities and will be detrimental.” The bill goes on to add that nearly thousands in the state are working within the oil industry. The bill would have a complete and total stop of sales of electric vehicles by 2035. 15 other states have banned gas-powered engine vehicles.

via The Hill

Boner Candidate #3: IT’S NEVER TOO EARLY TO LEARN ABOUT GUNS.

A toddler waving a gun, live on TV, has a father from Indiana behind bars. The father, Shane Osborne, is at the will of the neighbors Ring doorbell camera as it caught his child only wearing a pull up, playing with the weapon, and even was pulling the trigger at times. Shane told cops repeatedly that he had no gun, and if so it was his cousins. He was asleep and sick while his toddler snuck out of the house. Contradictory to his claim of not having a gun, one was later found in the back of a rolltop deck.

via MSN

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