Boners

Boner of the Day for June 7th, 2021

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: OFFICER, I’D LIKE A MINUTE MADE SLUSHIE AND A CRISPY CHICKEN SANDWHIC

An army lance corporal had a few too many drinks and decided to make a trip over to the local McDonald’s, where she encountered the authorities.

via Metro

Boner Candidate #2: IS THERE ANY WAY THIS WON’T WIN BONER OF THE YEAR?

A Florida man led police on a nearly 40 minute high-speed chase, which ended with the man throwing his 2 month old baby boy at the officers on the scene.

via Insider

Boner Candidate #3: A WELL DESERVED HEART ATTACK

OnlyFans star Briatney Portillo took up the Tik Tok “dry scoop” challenge, which resulted in her taking a trip to the emergency room.

via NYPost

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: SHE WASN’T QUITE AS DRUNK AS HE WAS

Tiger King’s Jeff Lowe and his wife were arrested and charged with DUI’s in Oklahoma City.

via People

Boner Candidate #2: THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL IRONY, RIGHT?

A Missouri man was arrested on a narcotics charge while wearing a DARE shirt.

via The Smoking Gun

Boner Candidate #3: THESE PEOPLE ARE COMPLETE ASS-HATS

Several GOP legislators are calling for the firing of Anthony Fauci following the release of several of his emails.

via The Kansas City Star


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