Boner Candidate #1: THAT’LL DO CROMWELL. THAT’LL DO.
Actor James Cromwell superglued himself to a Starbucks counter in New York to protest the chain’s policy of charging extra for plant-based milk.
Boner Candidate #2: YOUR DAMN CHICKEN IS POOPIN’ ON MY BACK PATIO.
A Florida woman allegedly doused neighbor in urine over chickens “pooping on the back patio”
Boner Candidate #3: LET’S PLAY RITTENHOUSE
A new video game that is “loosely” based on controversial teenager Kyle Rittenhouse has been released on Steam.
