Boner Preview Candidate #1: DERP!
A Bronx cancer surgeon was busted for ramming a cop in the leg with her car as she tried to avoid getting a double-parking ticket in Midtown on Thursday, police said.
Boner Preview Candidate #2: DOLPHIN KILLERS
A mob of beachgoers desperate to take photos with two small dolphins killed at least one of the animals on a beach in Buenos Aires last week.
Boner Preview Candidate #3: YOU NEED MORE THAN ONE BABY TO GET THAT MANY BIG MACS
A three month old baby has been reunited with her parents after being kidnapped by a man at Riverfront Park in Little Rock, Arkansas.
Boner Preview Candidate #4: I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT THE GUY WANTED IN THIS CASE
Someone’s got to ruin it for everyone else.
Boner Preview Candidate #5: I GET THE SCREWDRIVER BUT WHAT WAS THE VASELINE FOR?
A Toledo Christian radio host was arrested for inappropriately touching a woman.
Boner Preview Candidate #6: I DON’T REMEMBER WHERE I WAS TAKING HIM.
A Virginia woman was charged with murder after her son’s remains were found in her car more than 10 years after he was last seen alive, according to documents revealed Tuesday.
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