Boner Candidate #1: THERE WAS ONE PROBLEM WITH HER REVENGE SCHEME.
A woman set fire to the wrong house in an attempt to get back at her ex boyfriend.
Boner Candidate #2: SHE TOOK THE REMOTE AND THE CABLE BOX AND I COULDN’T SEE MYSELF ON TV.
Rudy Giuliani’s wife Judith is demanding that he pay her $262,000 for their divorce, and at one point stole the cable box and remote so that Rudy Giuliani ‘couldn’t watch himself on TV.’
Boner Candidate #3: HE DID GET THE DAY OFF.
In order to avoid going to work, a man in Georgia called in a bomb threat.
