Boner Candidate #1: THE DEPP VERDICT IS ‘FUELING ME’
After Johnny Depp’s victory over Amber Heard, Kyle Rittenhouse said on Twitter that he’s ‘fueled’ to sue the media regarding his own defamation.
Boner Candidate #2: OF COURSE YOU WANT BILLY LONG FOR SENATE.
Rep. Billy Long, who is running for senate, has claimed that abortion is to blame for gun violence, and mass shootings.
Boner Candidate #3: JARRED FARTS AND BOOB SWEAT
90 Day Fiancé star Stephanie Matto’s boob-sweat selling business was recently shut down by a bear that ventured onto her property.
