ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE?
A 27 year old woman went to the doctor twice for coughing fever and thick mucus. After an x-ray there was a lesion in her lungs she was prescribed anti-tuberculosis treatment but when her symptoms returned she went back to the doctor and they figured out she had a condom in her lungs. via IFLS
Boner Candidate #2: SEDITION AND ADULTERY
A police detective discovered that his wife went to the US Capitol riots. When he found her on videos he discovered that she was there with another man. He is now filing for divorce. via Yahoo News
Boner Candidate #3: LAUREN BOEBERT/GUNS….#?###@!!
Rep. Lauren Boebert made a joke after President Joe Biden tripped up the stairs to airforce one mulitiple times saying she had hidden her guns upstairs so Joe Biden could never get to them now. via Yahoo News
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: HEY VERN THIS ISN’T FUNNY ANYMORE
Ex-NBA Houston rocket star Vernon Maxwell is well known for his dislike of Utah. Recently he sent out a tweet Monday saying “Stop Asian Hate and Hate Utah instead”. via SLTRIB
Boner Candidate #2: NO REASONABLE PERSON WOULD BELIEVE WHAT I SAID WAS TRUE
Rudy Giuliani and Sidney Powell are being sued by Dominion after they accused Dominion of bribing Georgia and many other accusations of voter fraud. Sidney Powell responded to the lawsuit by saying no reasonable person would believe what she said. via 9News
Boner Candidate #3: PIG KICKERS
A Huntville Farm is being investigated for animal abuse after a video showing a farmer hitting, kicking and lifting the pigs by their tails was sent to the Weber county Sherriff. via Fox 13 News