ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: THERE’S A NEW ANGLE AND IT LOOKS BAD FOR URBAN
Coach of the Jackson Jaguars Urban Meyer is under fire again for grinding up against another woman. This time, it’s a different angle of the one he blocked with his hand.
Boner Candidate #2: NO. NO. IT WASN’T CLINT EASTWOOD.
A 90-year old punched a man over a lawn dispute after saying: “I should punch you.”
Boner Candidate #3: HIS OWN BROTHER.
A man murdered his own brother for vaccinating people for Covid-19.
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: THEY’RE PUTTING TENTACLED CREATURES IN OUR BODIES.
Kingston Rep. Ken Weyler has weighed in on the vaccine debate by saying that, the vaccine was comprised of living tentacled creatures, it’s filled with 5G mind controlling technology, and that babies born from vaccinated parents have pitch black eyes.
Boner Candidate #2: PERRY AND BENNY….HAVIN’ A LITTLE FUN AT A WEDDING.
Two men celebrated a wedding by firing flares, which led to a frantic Coast Guard search.
Boner Candidate #3: JOSH HAWLEY IS OKAY WITH THREATS OF VIOLENCE AGAINST THE SCHOOL BOARD
Sen. Josh Hawley argued against Attorney General Merrick Garland’s concern over school harassment and attacks from TikTok challenges.
