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This Guy Recorded His Farts For 6 MONTHS, And It Cost Him His Job!

Meet Doug Jensen, AKA “Paul Flart”.

 

This true American patriot is aiming to answer the LONG debate, and the question of “Are farts funny?”  (Spoiler alert, yes they are)

Doug recorded himself dropping wolf bait while dutifully manning his post at a Florida Hospital.  Steadfast, and full of gas, he shared his gift with America, NAY.  The world.  And how does his employer repay him?  By canning him.  Well Doug, I for one salute you.  The Florida medical community might not be ready for you, but they soon will.   Until then, let us all raise a glass to SAINT DOUG.  THE PATRON SAINT OF STINKY BUMS

 

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