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Boner Candidates for Thursday, June 18, 2015

Boner Candidate #1: BAG TAG! YOU’RE IT!

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A 17-year-old Vermont student has pleaded not guilty to aggravated assault after police say he punched a classmate as part of a game. The Caledonian Record reports the classmate at the Lyndon Institute suffered serious injuries from the “Bag Tag” game, in which he was punched in the groin. Police said the classmate, who said he wasn’t playing the game, was hospitalized for 13 days.

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Boner Candidate #2: YOUR YARD IS RELENTLESSLY GAY

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A woman in Baltimore recently found herself in the middle of a pretty bizarre crossfire when she reportedly received a note from some of her neighbors (or, probably just one who is bluffing), stating that her yard is too flamboyant for the innocent eyes of children.

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Boner Candidate #3: BEWARE THE PINK SNAKE

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A snake expert hopes whoever spray-painted a 4-foot rattlesnake pink will be caught. Jim Dix, owner of Reptile Rescue, said he received a call on June 10 from someone reporting that construction workers near the University of Utah had sprayed a snake, nearly killing it.

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