BONER CANDIDATE #1: IF YOU ARE LOSING SLEEP OVER FAMILY STUCK IN KABUL, MIGHT I SUGGEST MY PILLOW?
Sean Hannity uses anxiety over Kabul to promote My Pillow on his show.
BONER CANDIDATE #2: BIDEN WANTS A COUNTRY FULL OF OMARS.
Charlie Kirk believes Biden let Afghanistan fall intentionally so he could use refugees to change the body politic.
