Boner Candidate #1: THE VIRUS ABHORS GOOD SMELLING BREATH.
Wisconsin Sen. Ron Johnson claimed that having good breath by gurgling mouthwash prevents Covid-19 by saying: “By the way, standard gargle mouthwash, has been proven to kill the coronavirus,”
Boner Candidate #2: THIS WILL DO THE TRICK.
A Florida man settle a parking dispute with his neighbor buy using a flamethrower directed at a car of three teenagers, logically of course.