Boner Candidate #1: HE DID IT ON THE WRONG TESTICLE
Dr. Raul Fernandez-Crespo is being fined for doing surgery on his patients wrong testicle. via Miami Herald
Boner Candidate #2: JUST ADOPT A SHELTER PET WILL YOU
State Wildlife officials had to put down a Coyote that someone was keeping as a pet because it bit a neighborhood child. via KSL
