Boner Candidate #1: THIS IS GETTING BIBLICAL, ‘THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP GOLDEN IDOLS.’
During Orlando’s CPAC (Conservative Political Action Conference) a gold statue of Donald trump, with a magic wand and sandals was available for purchase at a the low price of $100,000.
Boner Candidate #2: WE MADE IT A TEACHABLE MOMENT.
After being called and harassed multiple times for being black business owners, the two entrepreneurs decided that the hateful call could be used to better educate the caller.
