Boner Candidate #1: THIS DEMONSTRATES VERY, EXTREMELY VERY, BAD JUDGEMENT.
A Michigan college student was arrested after exposing himself to a female police officer and yelling racial slurs during a game night hosted by the campus police.
Boner Candidate #2: SCHOOL LITTER BOXES TO CATER TO KIDS WHO SELF IDENTIFY AS KITTY CATS IS GOING TOO FAR.
Concerned Nebraska senator, Bruce Bostelman, recently addressed a false rumor that schools have been supplying litter boxes to children who self-identify as cats, not realizing that the story is fake.