Boner Candidate #1: A KNEE TO THE CROTCH WILL TEACH YOU
Kansas Rep. Mark Samsel was arrested for assaulting a high school kid while substitute teaching. via Kansas City
Boner Candidate #2: OKAY. I WAS A SLAVE MASTER
Bobby Paul Edwards was given 10 years in prison for convincing a black man, with a disability to work for him for 100 hours per week without pay. via MSN
