Boner Candidate #1: DAD’S DEAD, HE DON’T CARE
A woman took sexy Instagram pictures in front of her father’s casket.
Boner Candidate #2: WE DON’T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS WHO NEED MORE TIME TO DO THEIR HOMEWORK
A teacher from Ridgefield Memorial High School replied to an Arab American student with “we don’t negotiate with terrorists” when the student asked for extra time on his schoolwork.
