ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: THAT BILLBOARD PEED ON ME.
A billboard in the UK designed to improve the stigma around female urinary incontinence does so by peeing on people under it.
Boner Candidate #2: STEP RIGHT UP FOR BELLY PIC AND BREAST MILK
Emily Mai, from Melbourne, Australia, made more then $225,000 on OnlyFans by selling her breast milk, and belly pictures while she was pregnant.
Boner Candidate #3: I GOT MY GIRLFRIENDS LIPS TATOOED ON MY FACE AND INSTANTLY REGRETTED IT.
A man got an understandably angry phone call from his girlfriend of two weeks after he got her lips tattooed on his cheek.
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: THERE WERE PILES OF THEM. PILES I TELL YOU.
Earlier this month, federal investigators declared that the TestUtah initiative run by Nomi Health poses an imminent threat to public health and safety due to negligent treatment of it’s tests at multiple sites. Despite no longer meeting the legal requirements to preform coronavirus tests, TestUtah was never required to close down. There was also never a warning issued to the public.
Boner Candidate #2: WHAT AN AWFUL THING TO DO TO LITTLE DEBBIE.
A man made the logical and mature decision to pee all over the snack-racks at a Detroit gas station after his credit card was declined.
Boner Candidate #3: IT’S PRETTY CLEAR SHE NEEDED A RIDE
A woman stole a car to drive to a court appearance about how she stole a car.
