ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: NEVER LEND A TEEN YOUR PHONE.
After lending her phone to a seemingly lost little boy on the street, a Florida woman realized the boy had opened her Venmo account and transferred almost $4,000 to another account that had only been set up about 30 minutes prior to their meeting.
Boner Candidate #2: AND THE WINNING BID FOR MELANIA’S NFT IS… MELANIA!
Melania Trump’s NFT, “The Head of the State Collection”, was put up for auction and it appeared that the winning bid was made by the same entity that created the NFT.
Boner Candidate #3: WILL THERE EVER COME A DAY WHEN WE WON’T HAVE THESE HIDEOUS EVENTS?… (Part 1)
A video that was taken during a high school basketball game in Salem on Tuesday shows two male students in the stands making monkey noises as two players, that are people of color, shot free throws.
Boner Candidate #3: WILL THERE EVER COME A DAY WHEN WE WON’T HAVE THESE HIDEOUS EVENTS?… (Part 2)
A video that was taken during a fight at a mall in New Jersey shows police officers breaking up the fight by sitting one man on a nearby couch but tackling one man to the floor and arresting him. The man being tackled was black, the other was not.
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: MAYBE YOU GET TREATED THAT WAY BECAUSE YOU ARE A ‘PIECE OF CRAP.’
Rand Paul wants a forced vote on his legislation to end mask mandates on airplanes because he is tired of being “treated like crap” and wants to be treated like “a paying customer”.
Boner Candidate #2: I WAS TRYING TO FIND AN OPPORTUNITY TO SHARE MY THOUGHTS ON COVID.
During a flight from Salt Lake City to Portland, a man attempted to open the plane’s emergency exit so he could get attention to share his views on the COVID vaccine.
Boner Candidate #3: GONNA GET ANY PAY BACK MONEY FROM THOSE CELEBRITIES?
The owners of Zurixx, a real estate investing coaching scheme, will pay over $12 million as part of a settlement in a lawsuit filed by the FTC and the UDCP after they scammed consumers with promises of “free seminars” and profits.
