ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: BUSTIN OUT OF THE GOLDEN CORRAL
Police are investigating the Golden Coral Buffet & Grill after a fight involving 40 people broke out.
Boner Candidate #2: GREAT WAY TO START BLACK HISTORY MONTH.
Multiple historically black state universities, including Southern University in Utah, received bomb threats to start off Black History Month.
Boner Candidate #3: I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?
Corey Taylor of Slipknot cleared the air about his dispute with Machine Gun Kelly by saying: “The truth is he started it.”
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: I LIKE SEMI-NAKED MODELS AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY BUT…
A Russian mortuary service Undertaker, promoted itself using NFSW pictures of women dancing around coffins.
Boner Candidate #2: THIS KIND OF THING NEVER GOES WELL
A man set his house on fire after he tried to use a garden torch to melt snow.
Boner Candidate #3: THE “VEXATIOUS” NORM THURSTON
A bill recently approved by the House Government Operations Committee would make it more difficult to request records from the state government.
