Boners

Boner of the Day for July 29, 2021

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: LOONEY TUNES! MONK! I SAID LOONEY TUNES! I SAID MONK!

A man in Florida arrested for hitting his housemate over the head with his cane, over whether or not to watch cartoons or Monk. via The Smoking Gun

Boner Candidate #2: “SHE THINKS SHE’S SO BRILLIANT.” “HE’S SUCH A MORON”

Speaker Naci Pelosi called Majority leader Kevin McCarthy a moron for his objections to the bringing back the masked mandate. via Huff Post

Boner Candidate #3: ENOUGH! ENOUGH WITH THE TRUTH! WE MUST CONTINUE TO TEACH THE CHILDREN LIES

The website Utah Parents Unite display a list of things that they say shows that Critical Race theory is being taught in schools. via MSN

 

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THEY CAN SEE THE BALL

A TV commentator was fired for making derogatory  comments about South Korean table tennis players. via Yahoo News

Boner Candidate #2: THAT’S WHY I WAS WEARING A NICE LITTLE WINDBREAKER

Mo Brooks admits he was tipped off to possible dangers and was wearing body armor in the January 6th insurrection. via Insider

Boner Candidate #3: I WISH I COULD GIVE IT BACK

Fox news host got the vaccine but admits that is she could give it back she would. via Media Matters

 


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