ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: WEINER IN BONDAGE
A tweet from an anonymous user on Twitter shared a video of Manhattan City Council candidate Zack Weiner in a BDSM video where he was gagged by a dominatrix.
Boner Candidate #2: HOLD MY BEER
The words ‘hold my beer’ usually setup for the stupid actions of someone who shouldn’t have had a beer in the beginning. This time was no different, with a Texas man asking a cop to hold his beer after being pulled over for drunk driving.
Boner Candidate #3: PELTED WITH A PLATE OF CHICKEN.
What began as a relaxing evening on the porch of Bradenton, FL home, ended when Jennifer Booth pelted her boyfriend with a plate of weaponized chicken.
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: LET’S HEAR FROM SOME CONCERNED PARENTS
In Fox’s attempt to fight against ‘critical race theory,’ or at least the mention of anything remotely racist in U.S. History, they featured concerned parents who were nothing more then Fox operatives.
Boner Candidate #2: BECAUSE MIRIAM THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY
A California pistachio company noticed some of it’s pistachios were missing. Upon investigation, the company discovered 42,000 pounds of pistachios being illegally prepared to be re-sold in what was called an “illegal pistachio operation.”
Boner Candidate #3: ANOTHER FIGHT OVER CHICKEN
In yet another Florida based fight over chicken, Messiah Harris-Smith threw his knife at his brother, where it sunk into his leg.
