Boners

Boner of the Day for March 17, 2021

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1:WANT A HEART OR KIDNEY? COME ON DOWN

Doctors are caught on video weighing as if they are on the price is right game show. via NY Times

Boner Candidate #2: TRY COUNSELLING

A ukranian couple handcuffed themselves together to solve all of their relationship issues. via Reuters

Boner Candidate #3: SEN. JOHNSON IS AFRAID OF PEOPLE WHO DON’T LOOK LIKE HIM

Sen. Ron Johnson told a right wing radio station that he is afraid of people who don’t look like him, whether they are breaking the law or not. via Chicago Tribune

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: PLEASURE WITH A PICKLE

A Florida man, Eric Detiege, was arrested for pleasuring himself with a pickle. via The Smoking Gun

Boner Candidate #2: WELL THEN THEIR NOT BARS ARE THEY?

There is a new wave of sober living happening and there are a lot of bars that  opening that will not serve alcohol. via Newser

Boner Candidate #3: TED THINKS THE MILITARY IS GOING AFTER TUCKER

Ted Cruz feels like the military is going after Tucker Carlson for comments he made regarding new military uniforms. via MSN


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