All posts tagged "ted cruz"
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BonersBoner of the Day for October 16th, 2024
Boner Candidate #1: I KEEP ASKING BECAUSE YOU DON’T ANSWER Ted Cruz doesn’t even know where he stands on the […]
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Boner Fight for March 23rd, 2022
Boner Candidate #1: THAT’S WHAT UKRAINE GETS FOR ‘POKING THE BEAR.’ During an appearance on a show called ‘Voice of […]
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Boner of the Day for March 23rd, 2022
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: I CONDEMN RACISM BUT WHITE FOLKS SHOULDN’T MARRY BLACK FOLKS. On Tuesday, Sen. Mike Braun […]
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Boner Fight for March 22nd, 2022
Boner Candidate #1: HE’S JUST A MISERABLE HUGGIN’ HUMAN BEING. In another example of textbook hypocrisy, Ted Cruz complained that […]
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Boner of the Day for March 22nd, 2022
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: THIS CONTROLLED BURN WAS NOT CONTROLLED A ‘controlled burn’ led to an out of control […]
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Boner Fight for January 10th, 2022
Boner Candidate #1: PLEASE TUCKER, DON’T BE MAD AT ME. PRETTY PLEASE. Last week during a Senate hearing Ted Cruz […]
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Boner of the Day for January 10th, 2022
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: THERE ARE DIFFERENT RULES FOR REALITY STARS, EVEN IN CANADA. Footage on social media shows […]
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Boner of the Day for November 18th, 2021
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: IT WAS HOT AND DARK AND IT HURT MY BACK A daycare in Michigan had […]
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Boner Fight for October 28th, 2021
Boner Candidate #1: TOM COTTON, TED CRUZ, MIKE LEE…THE LOT OF ‘EM; LIARS AND SCOUNDRELS. During a Senate Judiciary Committee […]
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Boner of the Day for October 28th, 2021
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: NOBODY TOLD ME THEY WOULD BE HERE. A woman in Thailand is facing attempted murder […]
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