Boners

Boner of the Day for March 29, 2021

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: FAKE TEXAN ON A FAKE BULL

Nev. Representative Dan Rodimer has “transformed” himself into a cowboy in an ad for running for Congress in Texas. The ad has been critized by other republican representative saying things like “Fake Texan makes fake video of fake bull ride.”. via Chron

Boner Candidate #2: IT SAYS, ‘LIVE FRE OR DIE

A police officer in Ontairio Canada pulled over a motorcyclist with a homemade license plate with the saying Live Free or die with the word Free misspelled. via UPI

Boner Candidate #3: AH THE GOOD OLD DAYS WITH SWEET, PURE, HOME GROWN METH

Sen. Steve Daines tried to use “home gown meth” as a point that Mexican cartels have moved in and made a new more dangerous drug. via Slate

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: SATAN SHOES…DUMBER THAN DUMB

The Brooklyn based company has made new shoes with a drop of blood in them. They will sell 666 shoes for around $1000 dollars a pair. via NY Times

Boner Candidate #2: I THINK RON SHOULD TAKE A CRUISE..A SLOW BOAT TO CHINA

Gov. Ron DeSaintis has threatened to sue the CDC  if they do not let cruises continue. via Axios

Boner Candidate #3: HEILBUT HELPS HIMSELF

Orem man Richard Pratt Heilbut stole some Little Caesers Pizza and breadsticks, then led police on a high speed chase. via Local 12


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