ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: FAKE TEXAN ON A FAKE BULL
Nev. Representative Dan Rodimer has “transformed” himself into a cowboy in an ad for running for Congress in Texas. The ad has been critized by other republican representative saying things like “Fake Texan makes fake video of fake bull ride.”. via Chron
Boner Candidate #2: IT SAYS, ‘LIVE FRE OR DIE
A police officer in Ontairio Canada pulled over a motorcyclist with a homemade license plate with the saying Live Free or die with the word Free misspelled. via UPI
Boner Candidate #3: AH THE GOOD OLD DAYS WITH SWEET, PURE, HOME GROWN METH
Sen. Steve Daines tried to use “home gown meth” as a point that Mexican cartels have moved in and made a new more dangerous drug. via Slate
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: SATAN SHOES…DUMBER THAN DUMB
The Brooklyn based company has made new shoes with a drop of blood in them. They will sell 666 shoes for around $1000 dollars a pair. via NY Times
Boner Candidate #2: I THINK RON SHOULD TAKE A CRUISE..A SLOW BOAT TO CHINA
Gov. Ron DeSaintis has threatened to sue the CDC if they do not let cruises continue. via Axios
Boner Candidate #3: HEILBUT HELPS HIMSELF
Orem man Richard Pratt Heilbut stole some Little Caesers Pizza and breadsticks, then led police on a high speed chase. via Local 12
