ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: NO APOLOGY NECESSARY
Herriman choir teacher apologizes for offering a reward for students who get the COVID Vaccine. via Fox 13 Now
Boner Candidate #2: We don’t know what critical race theory is. We don’t know if it exists in Utah schools. Rather than finding out, we’re against it because we got a bunch of e-mails.
Protests over critical race theory on the house floor as the Democrats stage a walk out. via Fox 13 Now
Boner Candidate #3: 24 PACK OF SODA GOT THE DROP ON ME.
Man accidentally shoots himself in the leg while picking up a case of soda. via channel 8 news
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: WHICH HE JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE ON HAND
A man in South Carolina threw a bucket of urine on his partner during an argument they were having about favors. via The Smoking Gun
Boner Candidate #2: THE KANAB COUGHER
Robert Brissette was arrested for threats of violence for coughing on BLM protestors. via Fox 13 Now
Boner Candidate #3: I’LL MAKE HER BE MY BRIDE DAMN IT
A Man charged with kidnapping for holding his girlfriend hostage until she “makes the right decision” and agrees to marry him. via Salt Lake Tribune
