ROUND ONE
BONER CANDIDATE #1: I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE SO STOP CALLING MY NUMBER THAT I GAVE OUT.
BONER CANDIDATE #2: CHICKEN FINGERS AND METH.
BONER CANDIDATE #3: THEY SHOULD BE SCARED OF THE VIRUS, NOT THE MANDATE.
Senator Mike Lee calls Biden’s proposed vaccine mandate a “scare tactic” and hopes to introduce bills to overturn the mandate in order to “defend” those who are scared.
ROUND TWO
BONER CANDIDATE #1: I MISS YOU SO MUCH.
A Maine woman was charged with a felony count of terrorizing after she called in two bomb threats to her boyfriend’s employer because she wanted to see him.
BONER CANDIDATE #2: HE REALLY IS THE DUMB MANNING.
During a game between the Cowboys and the Eagles, Eli Manning was a guest host on Monday Night Football and ended up recalling a time in which a child gave him the double bird when he decided to reenact the gesture.
BONER CANDIDATE #3: HE IS THE TOP IN HIS FIELD.
Utah Rep. Mark Strong held a reception on Tuesday night that featured a presentation by Dr. Peter McCullough, a Texas cardiologist who has previously said, “there is … no clinical reason to go get vaccinated”.
