Boners

Boner of the Day for September 29th, 2021

ROUND ONE

BONER CANDIDATE #1: I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE SO STOP CALLING MY NUMBER THAT I GAVE OUT.

Conspiracy theorist Chris Saccoccia spoke at an anti-vax rally in Toronto on Saturday and gave out his number to connect with others who share his views. He ended up receiving more calls than he had hoped.

BONER CANDIDATE #2: CHICKEN FINGERS AND METH.

Hours after getting out of jail, a man stole a car and days later, he broke into a concession stand at the Pleasant Grove Athletic Complex in Alabama and was found asleep in a pile of snacks and meth.

BONER CANDIDATE #3: THEY SHOULD BE SCARED OF THE VIRUS, NOT THE MANDATE.

Senator Mike Lee calls Biden’s proposed vaccine mandate a “scare tactic” and hopes to introduce bills to overturn the mandate in order to “defend” those who are scared.

via Deseret News

 

 

ROUND TWO

BONER CANDIDATE #1: I MISS YOU SO MUCH.

A Maine woman was charged with a felony count of terrorizing after she called in two bomb threats to her boyfriend’s employer because she wanted to see him.

via US News

BONER CANDIDATE #2: HE REALLY IS THE DUMB MANNING.

During a game between the Cowboys and the Eagles, Eli Manning was a guest host on Monday Night Football and ended up recalling a time in which a child gave him the double bird when he decided to reenact the gesture.

via CBS Sports

BONER CANDIDATE #3: HE IS THE TOP IN HIS FIELD.

Utah Rep. Mark Strong held a reception on Tuesday night that featured a presentation by Dr. Peter McCullough, a Texas cardiologist who has previously said, “there is … no clinical reason to go get vaccinated”.

via SLTrib

 


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