Candidate #1: CANDIDATE #3: SHE IS WAY WORSE THAN CINDERELLA’S EVIL SISTERS
A New Jersey woman busted for prostitution played a dirty trick on her sister — trying to beat the rap by identifying herself to cops as her younger sibling, according to reports. Samantha Humienny, 24, was stopped by police in Paterson, NJ, in November on a prostitution-related charge, but identified herself as 20-year-old Jaclyn Humienny, who lives in Florida and is studying to become a teacher, NJ.com reported.
City officials have said Samantha misidentified herself twice when she was being charged and then did not show up in court to face the charges, causing warrants to be issued for her sis. Jaclyn, who plans to teach kids with disabilities, recently learned of the situation when a background check for her work revealed the pending charges, officials said, according to NorthJersey.com.
Candidate #2: I’M SORRY. I WAS JUST WATCHING MY MORNING SHOWS.
A New Jersey school bus driver has been arrested for allegedly watching pornography in front of elementary school-age children.
Franck Lafortune, 64, of Burlington Township, NJ, was charged with obscenity to minors under the age of 18 for the alleged incident, New Jersey State Police said Wednesday. According to police, staff members from the Indian Mills Elementary School in Shamong were notified on Monday that two children at the school told their parents that they saw Lafortune watching the X-rated video on his cellphone before they got off the bus around 8:30 a.m. The bus reportedly was parked at the time, cops said. The parents of the children later reported the alleged incident to state troopers, prompting authorities to investigate. Lafortune was charged and released pending a court appearance.
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