Boner Candidate #1: MOTHER OF THE YEAR
Mother that had been thrown out of their 12 year old kids softball game assaulted umpire, leaving him with a black eye.
via Daily Mail
Boner Candidate #2: HEY MAN…HALF OFF A DAVE’S DOUBLE AND A FROSTY
A Florida man has been arrested for pretending to be a DEA Agent so he could get a discount at Wendy’s.
via Orlando Sentinel
Boner Candidate #3: HE WAS TRYING TO UPHOLD THE CONSTITUTION…AND HE WAS BLACK
Republicans unexplainably pull their backing for a bill that would name a federal courthouse in Florida for a Black State Supreme Court justice.
via NY Times
