Boner Candidate #1: WELL IF SHE’S MARRIED TO HIM THERE’S NOTHING WE CAN DO.
A woman in London recently married her cat, India, to avoid having to give the cat up or be evicted because of rental restrictions.
Boner Candidate #2: THE ZAMBONI MAN WAS PEEING IN THE DRAIN, MAN.
A Zamboni driver for the Detroit Red Wings is suing the team after he was fired for urinating in a drain that collects ice runoff.
Boner Candidate #3: HOW COULD SOMETHING GO WRONG WITH THAT?
Two cousins attempted to switch planes in mid-air during a stunt sponsored by Red Bull but one of the men failed to take control of the other plane and it ended up crashing. The man landed safely using a parachute.
